I finally have the Sportcross back

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/10/2017 at 00:06 • Filed to: Sportcross

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And now it will live in my garage, NEVER TO BE SOILED BY THIS CRUEL WORLD AGAIN. Also, I fixed my bumper paint!!!

Oh no

Oh yeah!

Such class!

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:11

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A wound that size needs gauze

MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:14

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it appears to be the state of georgia upside down

remove bandaids, apply oppo stickers

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:17

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Ah, but how much was the bill? Is the Lexus Tax as real as I remember it?

sony1492 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:20

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Wife:”why do we only have 2 band aids left!?”. “ugh wellllll........ I mean, I put them on the bumper of the Lexus”. “omfg”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/10/2017 at 00:23

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It was more expensive than I thought it would be, plus an additional 75%, cubed.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:25

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I bet my bill was worse... Just saying.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:26

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That’ll heal right up in no time.

Nibbles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:30

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Shitty shitty paint. Would never happen to a Cadillac

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/10/2017 at 00:32

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Join me in expensive used Lexus world. You’ll open your wallet, but it’ll open your MIND, man (also your car won’t grenade its transmission)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibbles 08/10/2017 at 00:34

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Lol NO GO AWAY

Cover is completely smooth underneath. No adhesion. Guy saved 500 dollars short term and now it’ll cost me around 800. Then again I used the bumper to knock mucho money off the asking price. I’ll call it a wash.

Nibbles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:35

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Niiice

I will go away on fri. Any ideas where we could go to watch the Broncos scrimmage tomorrow?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibbles 08/10/2017 at 00:37

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I’m visiting family from out of state tomorrow night D:

Hit me up when you get back into town, we’ll tie one on.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:41

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Unless hondabro wants the world of pain err I mean the roundel badge especially the e38. No sane man has full pockets dealing with one. They say the owners go mad and end up living and shitting in the forest claiming to be John Rambo in First Blood.

Nibbles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:41

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Any thoughts on places that may play the game if we aks nicely though? I know this is Seahawk territory but Broncos Country is Everywhere™

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 00:45

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I can’t even tell anything ever happened.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibbles 08/10/2017 at 00:47

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Boy, you’re gonna have a tough time... Although you’ll have the best luck at a sports bar/pool hall with multiple televisions (like Cactus Moon in Everett, but don’t go there it’s sad). Park yourself near a TV no one else is really using. You might be stuck on mute, but I think the request is not a crazy one.

Agrajag > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 01:07

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I just had my LS in to get the oil changed and figured have them rotate the tires while it’s there. $60 to rotate the tires. Doing that myself next time.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Agrajag 08/10/2017 at 01:11

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I may have been billed for the air I stole inside the dealership.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 02:10

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Should’ve used Hello Kitty band aids. They last forever.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 02:12

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Just make the whole bumper a uniform surface of exposed black plastic. =/

VonBootWilly - Likes Toyota, but it's still complicated. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 05:44

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Uhh. I wish my white GS300 was a sportcross. Did you know there isn’t even a pass-through hole in the back seats in a 2nd generation GS? No room for activities at all.

Agrajag > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 08:34

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I make sure to bring my own.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 09:35

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Actually using a garage for a car instead of letting the expensive item sit outside while $100 worth of yard sale rejects hogs the garage? Are you sure you live in the Seattle area?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 10:00

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My friend had a 09 Outback which got bumped in the passenger door. Didn’t damage the sheet metal but it did break the plastic body cladding. He reassembled the plastic using band aids And it actually stuck until he sold the car.

Rico > fintail 08/10/2017 at 12:14

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Lmao it never ceases to amaze me the amount of junk people keep in their garages while their vehicle sits outside exposed to the elements.

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/10/2017 at 14:12

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It’s not THAT bad. Maybe because mine is 99.1% identical and interchangeable with the same MY Toyota.